name: math-slop description: Generate satirical "math slop" ragebait formulas that connect famous constants (φ, π, e, i) in trivially true but profound-looking equations. Outputs LaTeX. Use for math memes or when someone asks for "math slop."

Math Slop Generator

Generate single-line "ragebait" formulas connecting famous constants in ways that look profound but are trivially true.

node scripts/generate-slop.js

# Multiple formulas
node scripts/generate-slop.js --count 5

\sqrt{2}^{\,2} = 2^{\sin^2 x + \cos^2 x}

→ 2 = 2¹

The script outputs LaTeX. To render as an image, use any LaTeX renderer:

Add zeros:
```
(φ-φ)
```
,
```
ln(1)
```
,
```
e^{iπ}+1
```
,
```
sin(0)
```
Multiply by ones:
```
e^0
```
,
```
i⁴
```
,
```
sin²θ+cos²θ
```
Both sides: same constant added/multiplied to both sides
Euler mashups: variations on e^{iπ}+1=0
Golden ratio: φ² = φ+1 variations

Generate single-line "ragebait" formulas connecting famous constants in ways that look profound but are trivially true.

node scripts/generate-slop.js

# Multiple formulas
node scripts/generate-slop.js --count 5

\sqrt{2}^{\,2} = 2^{\sin^2 x + \cos^2 x}

→ 2 = 2¹

The script outputs LaTeX. To render as an image, use any LaTeX renderer:

Add zeros:
```
(φ-φ)
```
,
```
ln(1)
```
,
```
e^{iπ}+1
```
,
```
sin(0)
```
Multiply by ones:
```
e^0
```
,
```
i⁴
```
,
```
sin²θ+cos²θ
```
Both sides: same constant added/multiplied to both sides
Euler mashups: variations on e^{iπ}+1=0
Golden ratio: φ² = φ+1 variations